LOS ANGELES – NOVEMBER 28, 2023 – The demented developers at Subcult Joint LTD have announced monster-mutilating, creature-slaughtering, Dickhead-destroying post-punk brawler Cookie Cutter tears up the standard Metroidvania formula when it revs up its chainsaw across PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X / S, and PC via Steam and Epic Game Store on December 14.

Put on your big girl panties as Cherry, an android hellbent on rescuing her creator, Doctor Shinji Fallon, from the clutches of an evil mega-corporation’s leader. Featuring gorgeously gory hand-drawn visuals, therapy-inducing action, lots of curse words, and narrative twists worthy enough to bust a nut, Cookie Cutter is the perfect game to play with family during the holidays… if you plan to get disowned!

Cookie Cutter was made to stand out with middle fingers held high. After Cherry’s budding romance with her creator is abruptly brought to an end by a thorough clobbering from a pair of actual Dickheads. Left for dead in a hidden lab, Cherry is luckily resurrected by a renegade mechanic named Raz and vows to enact revenge by eviscerating anything that gets in her way.

Rip up scores of the mega-corporation’s minions across 10 huge zones. Split apart the wings of overgrown mosquitoes, slice mini-bosses in half, and slap an unsuspecting robot with Cherry’s motorcycle. Guitar slide past foes in a pinch, then strum together an electrifying execution. Talk to your light-up genital companion, Regina, when you’re feeling lonely in the depths of the dystopian Megastructure.